Ode to My Nose
My nose does sit upon my face,
Above my mouth its happy place.
A diamond stud adorns one side,
A lovely piece that says “Don’t hide!”
Yet for all its beauty and sleek delight,
Such trouble it has caused, I want to fight!
A growing menace behind the scenes,
Has caused my smell to be obscene.
Deep within my sinus wall,
Inflamed mucosa wrecking balls.
My life so changed by this bad taste,
I may as well eat sticking paste.
My food is gross, my soap offending,
Upon the morrow I am depending.
A lovely man will smash away,
His doctor’s hands to make okay,
This problem has gone on too long,
Our money now is long long gone.
But if this works, I pray it does,
My nose will be again what it was.
Wishing you all a great week ahead because mine ain’t gonna be much fun after I have my septoplasty, bilateral submucous resection of turbinates and bilateral endoscopic fess of sinusotomies procedure thingy tomorrow morning.
If you’re lucky (and I’m drugged up enough) Mike will most likely take some mortifying picture and post in on my Facebook page.
In a way that might be okay, because then he’ll have to do the dishes and laundry for a year.
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